As kids grow up, Valentine’s Day card exchanges can start to feel a little… cringe. But just because they’re getting older doesn’t mean they have to skip the fun! These free printable funny Valentine’s Day cards are perfect for tweens, teens, and anyone who loves a little sarcasm with their holiday spirit.
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Keep the Tradition Alive—With a Twist!
This printable set includes 12 honest, hilarious messages that perfectly capture the Gen Z and Gen Alpha vibe—fun, sarcastic, and just the right amount of effort. Each card features a cute, simple stick figure holding a heart, keeping the design minimal yet charming. Whether they’re for friends, classmates, teammates, or the whole squad, these cards are an easy way to join in on the Valentine’s Day tradition—without the mushy stuff.
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12 honest & funny Valentine’s Day messages are included:
Each card measures 2.75” x 3.75”, and six cards fit on one page for easy printing.
You can download the high-resolution PDF file further down this page – (3 pages – 2 pages with 6 different cards on each page + 1 page with 6 “My Mom made me pass these out” cards) .
Here are the 12 funny messages included:
- My mom made me pass these out.
- This doesn’t mean I like you.
- You’re alright, I guess.
- Happy Valentine’s… or whatever.
- You’re one of the people I know.
- Don’t get used to this kindness.
- Fine. Here. Happy Valentine’s Day.
- I had no choice. Enjoy.
- You’re not the worst. Congrats.
- Bruh. Just take the card.
- This card = Peak friendship effort.
- Happy Valentine’s… Don’t make it weird.
🎉 Bonus Page! Since “My mom made me pass these out” is a universal classic, I’ve included an extra page in the PDF file with six of that exact card—because let’s be honest, this message works for pretty much everyone.
Download Your Free Printable Funny Valentines for Teens, Kids & Tweens
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Click here (or on the image below) to download the set of 12 free printable Valentine’s Day Cards for teens (PDF file). However you choose to use them, these cards are sure to get a laugh while keeping the Valentine’s Day tradition alive—without all the cheesy romance. Enjoy! 💌
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Other Valentine’s Day Freebies you might like
Here are a few other freebies available on my website that you might like:
Printable Paper Airplane Valentine’s Day Card:
“A little treat for someone sweet” Free Printable Valentine’s Day Gift Tags
A special treat for someone sweet gift card holder:
If you’re planning on offering baked goods, you might be interested in these 16 free funny baking gift tags. Offering a homemade dessert – whether it be cookies, pies, cakes, or sweets – really is a very thoughtful gift. It shows you gave time, care, and attention to prepare something nice to offer.
If you’re looking for a cute last-minute DIY gift idea, check out this cute DIY surprise banner matchbox (free printables included):
